Viva Obama

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by coyote, Feb 7, 2010.

  1. coyote

    coyote Master of the Pit

    The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains
    of Alaska. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile
    when he heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the wood.

    He found a helpless Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, a Vote for Obama
    hat and a Save the Trees shirt. The man was screaming and struggling
    frantically, thrashing all about and trying to free himself from the
    grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear.

    As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers wearing
    Go Sarah shirts came racing up One quickly fired a 44-magnum slug
    right into the bear's chest. The two other men pulled the
    semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using baseball
    bats, the three loggers finished off the bear. Two of the men dragged
    the dead grizzly onto the bed of their pickup truck. The other
    tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat. As they began
    to leave, the Pope summoned all of them men over to him. "I give you
    my blessing for your brave actions!" he proudly proclaimed. "I have
    heard there was bitter hatred between Republican loggers and
    Democratic environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes
    that this is not true.”

    As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies, "Who the heck was
    that guy?" "Dude, that was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct
    contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom.""Well," the logger
    said, "he may have access to all wisdom, but he doesn't know squat
    about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait still alive or do we need
    to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?"
  2. slim

    slim Meat Mopper

    Thats some good stuff
  3. the dude abides

    the dude abides Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Oh wow. that's funny
  4. pignit

    pignit Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    You know they have a new McObama meal at McDonalds..... you order whatever you want and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
  5. desertlites

    desertlites Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    I love it-thats funny
  6. meat hunter

    meat hunter Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member



    Good ones guys, love it!!!!
  7. meateater

    meateater Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    Now that is funny! [​IMG]
  8. jamminjimi

    jamminjimi Meat Mopper

    Thats funny I don't care who you are. [​IMG]
  9. shooterrick

    shooterrick Master of the Pit Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    [​IMG][​IMG]:pDT_Armataz _01_36:LMAO
  10. oneshot

    oneshot Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    I'm surprised a bear would go for that kinda bait....
    I heard they tasted like schmidt!!!! lmao [​IMG]

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