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Ventriloquist Cowboy

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Joined May 21, 2007
Ventriloquist Cowboy

While riding the range one day, a ventriloquist cowboy met an Indian
riding along with a dog and a sheep and decided to have some fun with

Cowboy: "Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"

Indian: "Dog no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doin' good."

Indian is shocked...

Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" pointing at the Indian.

Dog: "Yep"

Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good. He lets me run free twice a day, feeds me great food,
and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

Indian has a look of total disbelief.

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Indian: "Horse no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey horse, how are you?"

Horse: "Good."

Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" indicating the Indian again.

Horse: "Yep"

Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes
me down often, and keeps me under a tree to protect me from the rain."

Indian stares in utter amazement....

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Indian says, "Sheeps a liar".



Smoke Blower
Joined Apr 7, 2007
LOL!!!! That was good.

You know why Scots wear kilts?

Sheeps can hear zippers.

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