Two Blind Pilots

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by ibsmoking, Sep 11, 2008.

  1. ibsmoking

    ibsmoking Smoke Blower

    Two blind pilots were both wearing dark glasses. One is using a guide dog
    >> and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.
    >> Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the
    >> cockpit,
    >> the door closes and the engines start up.
    >>
    >> The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign
    >> that
    >> this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.
    >>
    >> The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting
    >> in
    >> the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the
    >> edge
    >> of the airport.
    >>
    >> As it begins to look as though the plane will plough into the water,
    >> panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly
    >> into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly and soon
    >> all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane
    >> is
    >> in good hands.
    >>
    >> In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, 'Ya
    >> know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all
    >> gonna die.'
     
  2. smokin365

    smokin365 Smoking Fanatic

    LOL that kinda reminds me of a flight out of san fransisco where the runway DOES end at the water
     
  3. cowgirl

    cowgirl Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    LOL...Good one!
     
  4. meat-man

    meat-man Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    lol I like that one
     
  5. LOL, wonder if they have ever landed here?
     

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