Two Blind Pilots

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Smoke Blower
Original poster
Dec 28, 2007
Huntsville, Al
Two blind pilots were both wearing dark glasses. One is using a guide dog
>> and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.
>> Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the
>> cockpit,
>> the door closes and the engines start up.
>> The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign
>> that
>> this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.
>> The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting
>> in
>> the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the
>> edge
>> of the airport.
>> As it begins to look as though the plane will plough into the water,
>> panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly
>> into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly and soon
>> all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane
>> is
>> in good hands.
>> In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, 'Ya
>> know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all
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