Two Blind Pilots...

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coleysmokinbbq

Gone but not forgotten. RIP
Original poster
OTBS Member
May 31, 2007
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Northeast GA
Two blind pilots were both wearing dark glasses.

One is using a guide dog and the other is tapping his way
along the aisle with a cane.

Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men
enter the cockpit, the door closes and the engines start up.

The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching
for some sign that this is just a little practical joke.


None is forthcoming.


The plane moves faster and faster down the runway
and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're
headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport.

As it begins to look as though the plane will plough into
the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.


At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air.


The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly and
soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the
knowledge that the plane is in good hands.

In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other
and says, "Ya know Bob, one of these days they're gonna
scream too late and we're all gonna die..."
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Funny!
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