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Turkey Recipe (with food porn)

jabo

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> Ingredients:
> 1 whole chicken or turkey
> 1 large lemon, cut into halves
> sprig of rosemary
> salt and pepper to taste
> butter or olive oil, whichever you prefer
>
> Heat oven to 350 degrees
>
> Rub butter or oil over the skin of the chicken/turkey until it is
>completely coated.
> Sprinkle with salt and pepper and any other seasonings you prefer.
>
> Take a knife and gently separate the skin from the breast meat;
>
> Slide lemon halves under the skin with the peel side up,
one
>on
> each side. This way the juice from the lemon will release into the

>breasts.
>
> Place sprig of rosemary into the chicken/turkey.
>
> Cover and bake for 30-45 minutes. Remove cover and continue
> to roast until juices run clear, basting every 15-20 minutes.
>
> If you've followed these steps correctly, your chicken/turkey should
> look like the one in the picture.
>
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Dutch

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Jamie, That is just so wrong on so many levels, but it does give us a different twist to the term "breast meat" doesn't it? :roll: But you did warn us about the "food porn".

You might want to run for cover. I gotta feeling that you're going to get some major flack from the gals about this post!!

I have a feeling that I'm gonna get some flack from them too.
 

illini

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Jamie

My wife saw this and thought it was funny :D

She is Southern Babtist, so a big bunch of Christians in the US probably agree.

I don't think I could carve this in front of my grandchildren... :roll: LOL
 

up in smoke

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You are one twisted unit, I love it! :oops:
As the English would say…thatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s one lovely bird! :twisted:
 

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Hmmm, guess I can't say I like dark meat better as soon as them hit the store. :roll:

I actually started reading the recipe before I saw the pic and was wondering why you were teaching us how to oven roast turkey. :oops:
 

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My arm hurts!! :cry: I printed off jabo's post and took it home to show Mrs. Dutch. I gave her the recipe to read first and she commented that one of the Cooks had talked about rubbing the turkey breast with lemon or lime juice (couldn't have planned a better set up :twisted: ). Then I showed her the picture!! Wish I had my camera ready for the expression that was on her face!! She started laughing and then she started pounding on my arm telling me that it wasn't funny!!??!! (If it wasn't funny, why was she laughing??? Must be a "female thing"!!)
 

jabo

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Sorry about your arm Dutch. Thanks for the visual of your wife and the recipe, brought a nice smile to my face this morning.

Jamie
 

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