Top 40 Oxymorons...

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by the iceman, Jan 27, 2010.

  1. the iceman

    the iceman Smoking Fanatic

    40. Near miss

    39. Professional practice

    38. Jumbo shrimp

    37. Dodge Ram

    36. Happy wife

    35. State worker

    34. Legally drunk

    33. Exact estimate

    32. Act naturally

    31. Found missing

    30. Resident alien

    29. Genuine imitation

    28. Airline Food

    27. Good grief

    26. Religious tolerance

    25. Sanitary landfill

    24. Alone together

    23. Small crowd

    22. Business ethics

    21. Soft rock

    20. Butt Head

    19. Military Intelligence

    18. Sweet sorrow

    17. Rural Metro (ambulance service)

    16. 'Now, then ...'

    15. Passive aggression

    14. Clearly misunderstood

    13. Peace force

    12. Extinct Life

    11. Plastic glasses

    10. Terribly pleased

    9. Computer security

    8. Political science

    7. Tight slacks

    6. Definite maybe

    5. Pretty ugly

    4. Rap music

    3. Working vacation

    2. Government organization

    1. Microsoft Works
     
  2. meat hunter

    meat hunter Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    LOL, those are pretty good.....[​IMG]
     
  3. LMBO!!!!! Thats good!!
     
  4. silverwolf636

    silverwolf636 Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    I agree with them all. LOL. especially number one: Microsoft Works.
    --ray--
    (0||||0)
     
  5. bbq engineer

    bbq engineer Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    I was expecting to see:
    1. Nancy Pelosi
    2. Harry Reid
    3. The Messiah
    4. Etc.
    5. Etc
    And then I re-read the title...OXY Morons!

    OOPS! Those are pretty good.
     
  6. scarbelly

    scarbelly Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Having sold electronic security to the govt for a long time my favorite is #2 - They write the rules then cant figure out how to do it. LMBO
     
  7. csmith2884

    csmith2884 Meat Mopper SMF Premier Member

    New Antiques arriving daily
     
  8. mulepackin

    mulepackin Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Related to # 36.........Marital Bliss (she's not looking over my shoulder is she?)
     

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