this would qualify as a bad day

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by coyote, May 21, 2008.

  1. coyote

    coyote Master of the Pit


    The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches.

    The bad news is that it will require castration.

    You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press on your
    spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache.

    The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

    Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for.
    He had no choice but to go under the knife.

    When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in
    20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As
    he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different
    person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

    He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need... a new
    suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."

    The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see...size 44 long."

    Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"

    "Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.

    Joe tried on the suit; it fit perfectly.

    As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new

    Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."

    The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck."

    Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"

    "Been in the business 60 years."

    Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.

    Joe walked comfortably around the shop, and the salesman asked, "How about
    some new underwear?"

    Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure."

    The salesman said, "Let's see...size 36."

    Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years

    The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would
    press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell
    of a headache."

    New suit - $400
    New shirt - $36
    New underwear - $6
    Second opinion - PRICELESS
  2. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member


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