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The world as it is lately...


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If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant;

If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company;

If our neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender;

If our grandchildren are brats without manners, we blame television;

If a friend is shot by a deranged madman, we blame the gun manufacturer;

If a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline;

I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore, soooooooooo, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED BUTT is parked in front of this computer, I want all of you to blame Bill Gates................

Have a nice day


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Not me---Steve Jobs would be to blame!

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