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The world as it is lately...

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by forluvofsmoke, Oct 8, 2010.

  1. forluvofsmoke

    forluvofsmoke Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant;

    If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company;

    If our neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender;

    If our grandchildren are brats without manners, we blame television;

    If a friend is shot by a deranged madman, we blame the gun manufacturer;

    If a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline;

    I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore, soooooooooo, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED BUTT is parked in front of this computer, I want all of you to blame Bill Gates................

    Have a nice day
  2. Bearcarver

    Bearcarver SMF Hall of Fame Pitmaster Group Lead OTBS Member

    Not me---Steve Jobs would be to blame!