The Soldier and the Nun

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blacklab, Aug 6, 2008.

  1. blacklab

    blacklab Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    The Soldier and the Nun
    A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.'

    The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?'

    The nun replied, 'He went that way.'

    After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister.
    You see, I don't want to go to Iraq .'

    The nun said, 'I understand completely.'

    The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!'

    The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either.'
  2. meat-man

    meat-man Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    OMG lol [​IMG]
  3. grothe

    grothe Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member


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