The Pirate

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Master of the Pit
Original poster
OTBS Member
May 5, 2007
A guy walks into his favorite watering hole and sees pirate sitting at the bar. The pirate wore an eye patch, a hook for his right hand, and a wooden leg.

Curious, the guy walks over to the pirate and says, "Wow! You're a real pirate... what happened to your leg?"

"Arrrggghhhh, I lost it to a hungry shark!"

"Well then, what happened to your hand?"

"Arrrggghhhh, I lost it to a landlubber in a bar fight!"

"Then how did you lose your eye?"

"Arrrggghhhh, I lost it to a seagull... it crapped right in me eye!"

"A seagull crapped in your eye and you lost it? How can that be?"

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