The Pastor's Ass

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by teacup13, Apr 7, 2009.

  1. teacup13

    teacup13 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    The pastor entered his donkey in a race and
    it won.


    The pastor was so pleased with the
    donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.

    The local paper read:

    PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

    The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity
    that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

    The next day, the local paper headline read:

    BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

    This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the
    pastor to get rid of the donkey.


    The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby
    convent.


    The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the
    following headline the next day:


    NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

    The bishop fainted.


    He informed the nun that she would have to get
    rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

    The next day the paper read:

    NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.


    This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered
    the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where
    it could run wild.


    The next day the headlines read:

    NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

    The bishop was buried the next day.

    The moral of the story is ... being
    concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . Even shorten your life.


    So be yourself and enjoy life.

    Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll
    be a lot happier and live longer!
     
  2. alblancher

    alblancher Master of the Pit Group Lead OTBS Member

    Now that's funny
     
  3. smokestars

    smokestars Fire Starter SMF Premier Member

    [​IMG]

    What he said! [​IMG]

    Don
     
  4. dutch

    dutch Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Ahem- - -as a man of the cloth I found this to be really







    FUNNY!![​IMG]
     

Share This Page