The Pastor's Ass

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by dutch, Jul 21, 2006.

  1. dutch

    dutch Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Sometimes you got to tell it like it is! No offense intended, just enjoy!
    -Dutch

    The Pastor's Ass


    The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT


    The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read:


    BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.


    This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:


    NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.


    The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read:


    NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10


    This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read:


    NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE


    The bishop was buried the next day.


    The moral of the story is....being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life... Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!
     
  2. brianj517

    brianj517 Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Funny story Dutch...and words to live by.

    Cheers,
    Brian
     
  3. larry maddock

    larry maddock Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    yo dutch,
    i love those stories that have a moral at the end...

    fractured fairy tales was on of my favorite cartoons.

    [narated by edward everret horton on the rocky and bullwinkle show
     
  4. bwsmith_2000

    bwsmith_2000 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Earl,
    Great story! Thanks for sharing it with us.
     
  5. tommy c

    tommy c Meat Mopper OTBS Member

    That's a funny joke...I don't care who ya are! That there's a funny joke :!:
     
  6. bwsmith_2000

    bwsmith_2000 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Larry the Cable Guy lives on!!!
     

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