The Mini Skirt-Not real bad, but not fer kids

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by yard dog, Mar 19, 2008.

  1. yard dog

    yard dog Fire Starter SMF Premier Member

    A Texas Tale

    A beautiful young woman wearing a tight mini skirt was waiting for a
    bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became
    aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the
    height of the first step of the bus.

    Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she
    reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this
    would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the
    step, only to discover that she couldn't.

    So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to
    unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the
    step.

    Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a
    little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a
    little more and again was unable to take the step.

    About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her
    up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
    She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled,
    How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"

    The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree
    with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kind 'a figured
    we was friends." [​IMG]
     
  2. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Seen that one before, still funny though![​IMG]
     
  3. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Still as funny as the first time I seen this one............Great one..............
     

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