The Loving Husband

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Master of the Pit
Original poster
OTBS Member
Feb 7, 2007
Brighton, MI
A man and wife were vacationing in Jeruselum when all of a sudden, the wife passed away. While talking to the undertaker, the husband asked about the costs involved.

The undertaker said, "I can have her buried here for $150, or I can ship her back to the States for $5000".

After thinking about it a while, the husband replied, "Please ship her back the the US. Here's the check".

Sort of shocked, the undertaker asked, "Why spend the extra money to have her shipped to the US when you can have her buried here for only $150"?

The husband replied, "Well, long ago, a man died here and they buried him. Three days later he rose from the dead. I cant take that risk".
Good One
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