The Lord and the Biker

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by badss, Nov 9, 2007.

  1. badss

    badss Meat Mopper

    A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish"

    The biker pulled over and said, "Thank you, Lord.
    Please build a bridge over to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

    The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous undetaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific, and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

    The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could understand our women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she really means when she says nothings wrong, and how I can make a women truly happy."

    The Lord relied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge ??" !!
  2. Amen. Dear lord please forgive me and stay with all them pigmes starvin in new guinea.

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