The Last Words He Spoke

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by coyote, May 21, 2008.

  1. coyote

    coyote Master of the Pit

    Subject: The Last Words He Spoke )


    A husband and wife are shopping when the man picks up a case of beer and sticks in into the shopping cart.

    'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife

    'They're on sale, only $10.00 for 24 cans', he says

    'Put them back. We can't afford it,' says the wife and they carry on shopping...

    A few aisles later the woman picks up a $20.00 jar of face cream and sticks it into the cart.

    'What do you think you're doing?' asks the man,

    'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' she says.

    The man replies... 'SO DOES 24 CANS OF BEER AND IT'S HALF THE PRICE'
     
  2. desertlites

    desertlites Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Ouch-but a good 1.
     
  3. navionjim

    navionjim Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Remind me to send that one to my wife...
     
  4. rotflmao!!!!
     
  5. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Dead man walkin!
     
  6. rivet

    rivet Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    OMG. He's dead.
     

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