The Horth Withperer

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  1. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    Bob calls his buddy Sam, the horse rancher,
    and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse for sale.



    Sam asks "How will I recognize him?"




    "That's easy, he's a midget with a speech
    impediment."



    So, the midget shows up, and Sam asks him if
    he's looking for a male or female horse.




    "A female horth."




    So he shows him a prized filly.




    "Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"?




    Sam picks up the midget and he gives the
    horse's eyes the once over.




    "Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"?




    So he picks the little fella up again, and
    shows him the horse's ears.




    "Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"?





    The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by
    this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.




    "Nice mouf, can I see her twat"?





    Totally mad at this point, the rancher grabs
    him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's twat, pulls him out and slams him to the ground.



    The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.

    "Perhapth I should rephrase that; Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit.?"
     
  2. mossymo

    mossymo Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Ha, good one !!!
     
  3. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Very Funny, Thanks
     
  4. bwsmith_2000

    bwsmith_2000 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Good One DJ! Thanks [​IMG]
     

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