The Half-Wit

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  1. bwsmith_2000

    bwsmith_2000 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    The half-wit.

    A man owned a small farm in Iowa. The Iowa Wage & Hour Dept claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.

    "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.

    "Well," replied the rancher, "There's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $600 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $500 per week plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night.

    "That's the guy I want to talk to, the half-wit,"says the agent.

    "That would be me," replied the farmer
  2. wvsmokeman

    wvsmokeman Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    [​IMG] Good One!!!!!!!!!
  3. linescum

    linescum Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    i worked on my uncles farm for better than 7 years and i probably didn't make 600.00 the whole time. But i ate good
  4. [​IMG] Ain't it the truth . . .
  5. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    Boy that's the truth! Still funny though. [​IMG]

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