The Golf Lesson (PG-18)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by coyote, May 19, 2008.

  1. coyote

    coyote Master of the Pit

    The Golf Lesson
    Well, what should I do?", asked the man.
    "Hold the club gently," the pro replied, "just like you'd hold your wife's breast."
    Taking the advice, he took a swing, and POW!, he hit the ball 250 yards straight up the fairway.
    The ecstatic man went back home telling his wife the good news about his lesson, and the wife couldn't wait for her lesson.
    The next day, the wife went for her lesson. The pro watched her swing and said, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard."
    "What can I do?" asked the wife. "Hold the club gently, just like you'd hold your husband's p****." The wife listened carefully to the pro's advice, took a swing, and, THUMP! -- the ball skipped down the fairway about 15 feet.
    "You know, that was a lot better than I expected, the pro said. "Now, take the club out of your mouth, and hold it in your hands..."
  2. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

  3. bb53chevpro

    bb53chevpro Master of the Pit OTBS Member

  4. fred420

    fred420 Meat Mopper

    that joke was very perverted and i am still laughin my golfballs off.[​IMG]
  5. cman95

    cman95 Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    Funny man, real funny!![​IMG]

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