The Golden Screw

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Aug 26, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Once upon a time, a young lad was born without a belly button. In its place
    was a golden screw. All the doctors told his mother that there was nothing
    they could do. Like it or not, he was stuck with it.
    All the years of growing up was real tough on him, as all who saw the screw
    made fun of him. He avoided ever leaving his house and thus, never made
    any friends.
    One day, a mysterious stranger saw his belly and told him of a swami in
    Tibet who could get rid of the screw for him. He was thrilled. The next
    day he took all of his life's savings and bought a ticket to Nepal.
    After several days of climbing up steep cliffs, he came upon a giant
    monastery. The swami knew exactly why he had come. He was told to sleep in the highest tower of the monastery and the following day when he awoke, the screw would have been removed.
    The man immediately went to the room and fell asleep. During the night
    while he slept, a purple fog floated in an open window, bearing in its mist
    a golden screwdriver. In just moments, the screwdriver removed the screw
    and disappeared out the window.
    The next morning when the boy woke, he saw the golden screw lying on the pillow next to him. Reaching down, he felt his navel, and there was no
    screw there!
    Jubilant, he leaped out of bed, and his butt fell off.

    The moral to this is: don't screw around with things you don't
    understand -- you could lose your ass.
     
  2. meowey

    meowey Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    LMAO!!

    Take care, have fun, and do good!

    Regards,

    Meowey
     
  3. wvsmokeman

    wvsmokeman Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

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  4. bigarm's smokin

    bigarm's smokin Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Oh yes sir, how right you are! [​IMG] Terry That reminds me, I just ordered a new, custom built Kenworth, its specially built for guys like me, its got no seat nor no steering wheel, its built for guys like me who have lost their ass and don't know which way to turn.
     
  5. dutch

    dutch Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Now that right there is funny!! Found meownself in that situation many a time!!! Didn't no I could special order me a vehicle!! [​IMG]
     
  6. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Sounds like a car I was driving one winter going down Malad Pass, Utah.
     

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