The Flight Attendant

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Master of the Pit
Original poster
OTBS Member
Jun 20, 2007
Troy AL
Flight Attendant Instructions

Man boarded an airplane in Sydney, Australia, with a box of crabs.

A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew's
refrigerator, which she did.

The man advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the

staying frozen, and proceeded to rant and rave about what would happen

if she let the crabs thaw out.

Shortly before landing, she announced to the entire cabin, "Would the

who gave me the crabs in Sydney please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up ... so she took them home, and ate them herself! is reader supported and as an Amazon Associate, we may earn commissions from qualifying purchases.

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