The Church Gossip

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by beer-b-q, Jul 18, 2009.

  1. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    The Church Gossip

    Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's
    morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business..
    Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but
    feared her enough to maintain their silence.

    She made a mistake, however, when she accused Frank, a new member, of being
    an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's
    only bar one after noon.

    She emphatically told Frank (and several others) that every one seeing it
    there
    WOULD KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING !

    Frank, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and
    walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny.
    He said nothing..

    Later that evening, Frank quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's
    house ... walked home . . .and left it there all night!!! (You gotta love
    Frank!)
     
  2. the iceman

    the iceman Smoking Fanatic

    Frank is a sneaky guy. [​IMG]
     

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