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The Blonde Wins!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by monty, May 19, 2006.

  1. monty

    monty Master of the Pit Moderator OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Dear Diary.

    Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double pane energy efficient kind, but this week, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them.


    Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am
    automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales
    guy had told ME last year......namely, that in the ONE YEAR these
    windows would pay for themselves!


    It's been a year! (I told him.) There was only
    silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up....
    He didn't call back.

    Guess I won that stupid argument.
  2. Dutch

    Dutch Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead OTBS Member OTBS Admin SMF Premier Member

    Ahyup-Can't argue with logic like that!!