The Aisle Seat

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by crewdawg52, Jan 19, 2008.

  1. crewdawg52

    crewdawg52 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Two Radical Arab Terrorists boarded a flight out of London . One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat...

    Just before takeoff, an Air Force airman sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the airman kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up and get a coke."

    "Don't get up," said the airman, "I'm in the aisle seat, "I'll get it for you."

    As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the airmans shoe and pissed in it.

    When the he returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks good, I'd really like one, too."

    Again, the airman obligingly went to fetch it.

    While he was gone the other Arab picked up the airmans other shoe and pissed in it.

    When the airman returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.

    As the plane was landing, the airman slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.

    "Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity?

    This pissing in shoes and pissing in cokes?"

  2. cowgirl

    cowgirl Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    HA! Good one crewdawg.
  3. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Crewdawg, that was funny. I'll never have a drink on a plane again...
  4. charles1056

    charles1056 Meat Mopper

    Good one Crewdawg. Have to remember that one.
  5. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    lol seen that one coming.... lol....

  6. cman95

    cman95 Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    That there is funny![​IMG]

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