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The absolute worst invention EVER!!!

eman

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No she will become a millionaire selling scraps for womens slips.
 

retread

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Way back in my youth, I remember something similar, but for guys.  I forget what the heck it was for, but it was called a "dickey" (I kid you not!)
 

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I bet the person who patient this thing is in the island with a little doe flotchey in their drink......Think about it......Cocktail.......
 

tjohnson

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OMG!

Reminds me of a "Mock Turtle Neck" my mother used to make me wear when I was a kid!

Todd
 

pandemonium

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There is a funny parody video of this on you tube if your interested? it has adult language!!!
 

scarbelly

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What is your problem with this, I just ordered 6 sets for my grandaughters and took the one my wife has away
 

squirrel

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OMG I just watched the "adult" version of the video on youtube and nearly peed my pants!

Buzzkill - LOL!

Lady Prizes - LOL!
 

jirodriguez

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Wives can use it to let their husbands know if they are getting "lucky" that night:

If she is wearing it in the high position it is: Not tonight dear I have a headache.

In the middle position: Maybe.... if you have bought me something nice that glitters.

In the low position: Va-va-voom!

... not using it at all: Going out with the girls, left overs are in the fride, don't wait up for me!

 

pandemonium

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Wives can use it to let their husbands know if they are getting "lucky" that night:

If she is wearing it in the high position it is: Not tonight dear I have a headache.

In the middle position: Maybe.... if you have bought me something nice that glitters.

In the low position: Va-va-voom!

... not using it at all: Going out with the girls, left overs are in the fride, don't wait up for me!

HAHA thats hilarious, perfect!!!!! not wearing it shes going out hehehe
 

Bearcarver

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It can also be worn on the outside while eating---As a Bib.
 

brdprey

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huh you would think for the women not so gifted they would make the opposite, a piece of cloth that

showed cleavage in a 3d perspective. ..... lol if my wife sees this im toast.......
 

bob1961

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if they are worried bout us guys looking down there shirts, then don't wear low cut shirts to work
 
 .........bob

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pandemonium

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i dont believe one woman would buy that, its would be fathers and jelous husbands haha ive never met a woman that didnt want to show them puppies off if they have em!!
 

squirrel

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i dont believe one woman would buy that, its would be fathers and jelous husbands haha ive never met a woman that didnt want to show them puppies off if they have em!!
I concur. Unless, of course she might be one who has to roll on her side to have cleavage. Just sayin'.
 
 

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