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The absolute worst invention EVER!!!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by pandemonium, Sep 30, 2010.

  1. pandemonium

    pandemonium Master of the Pit

  2. eman

    eman Smoking Guru Staff Member Moderator OTBS Member

    No she will become a millionaire selling scraps for womens slips.
     
  3. retread

    retread Meat Mopper

    Way back in my youth, I remember something similar, but for guys.  I forget what the heck it was for, but it was called a "dickey" (I kid you not!)
     
  4. mballi3011

    mballi3011 Epic Pitmaster OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    [​IMG]

    I bet the person who patient this thing is in the island with a little doe flotchey in their drink......Think about it......Cocktail.......
     
  5. tjohnson

    tjohnson Smoking Guru Staff Member Moderator Insider OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    OMG!

    Reminds me of a "Mock Turtle Neck" my mother used to make me wear when I was a kid!

    Todd
     
  6. pandemonium

    pandemonium Master of the Pit

    There is a funny parody video of this on you tube if your interested? it has adult language!!!
     
  7. bratrules

    bratrules Smoking Fanatic

    hahahah that's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time!!
     
  8. scarbelly

    scarbelly Epic Pitmaster OTBS Member

    What is your problem with this, I just ordered 6 sets for my grandaughters and took the one my wife has away [​IMG]
     
  9. richoso1

    richoso1 Legendary Pitmaster OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Been there and done that...
     
  10. pandemonium

    pandemonium Master of the Pit


    lol I like it as long as you make your wife wear hers when shes not with you [​IMG]
     
  11. squirrel

    squirrel Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    OMG I just watched the "adult" version of the video on youtube and nearly peed my pants!

    Buzzkill - LOL!

    Lady Prizes - LOL!
     
  12. pandemonium

    pandemonium Master of the Pit

    haha pretty good
     
  13. jirodriguez

    jirodriguez Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Wives can use it to let their husbands know if they are getting "lucky" that night:

    If she is wearing it in the high position it is: Not tonight dear I have a headache.

    In the middle position: Maybe.... if you have bought me something nice that glitters.

    In the low position: Va-va-voom!

    ... not using it at all: Going out with the girls, left overs are in the fride, don't wait up for me!

    [​IMG]
     
  14. pandemonium

    pandemonium Master of the Pit

    HAHA thats hilarious, perfect!!!!! not wearing it shes going out hehehe
     
  15. scarbelly

    scarbelly Epic Pitmaster OTBS Member


     You are right - the "adult" version is hilarious
     
  16. Bearcarver

    Bearcarver SMF Hall of Fame Pitmaster Group Lead OTBS Member

    It can also be worn on the outside while eating---As a Bib.
     
  17. huh you would think for the women not so gifted they would make the opposite, a piece of cloth that

    showed cleavage in a 3d perspective. ..... lol if my wife sees this im toast.......
     
  18. bob1961

    bob1961 Smoking Fanatic

    if they are worried bout us guys looking down there shirts, then don't wear low cut shirts to work [​IMG]  [​IMG]  .........bob

    ....
     
  19. pandemonium

    pandemonium Master of the Pit

    i dont believe one woman would buy that, its would be fathers and jelous husbands haha ive never met a woman that didnt want to show them puppies off if they have em!!
     
  20. squirrel

    squirrel Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    I concur. Unless, of course she might be one who has to roll on her side to have cleavage. Just sayin'.