HAHA thats hilarious, perfect!!!!! not wearing it shes going out heheheWives can use it to let their husbands know if they are getting "lucky" that night:
If she is wearing it in the high position it is: Not tonight dear I have a headache.
In the middle position: Maybe.... if you have bought me something nice that glitters.
In the low position: Va-va-voom!
... not using it at all: Going out with the girls, left overs are in the fride, don't wait up for me!
I concur. Unless, of course she might be one who has to roll on her side to have cleavage. Just sayin'.i dont believe one woman would buy that, its would be fathers and jelous husbands haha ive never met a woman that didnt want to show them puppies off if they have em!!