That's the way we like it

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richoso1

Gone but not forgotten. RIP
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Jun 21, 2007
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These are our rules!


Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "

ON PURPOSE!






1. Men are NOT mind readers.



1. Learn to work the toilet seat.

You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.


1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.


1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.


1. Crying is blackmail.


1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!


1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.


1. Come to us with a problem


only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.


Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.



1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.



1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.


1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the


other one



1. You can either ask us to do something

Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.


1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..


1. Christopher Columbus did


NOT need directions and neither do we.



1. If it itches, it


will be scratched.


We do that.


1. If we ask what is wrong and you say Nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.


1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.


1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...


Really .



1. You have enough clothes.





1. You have too many shoes.


1. I am in shape.



Round IS a shape!



1. Thank you for reading this.

Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don't mind that?
It's like camping.
 
i love it & it's definitely true....
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Campers of the SMF unite tonight...
 
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