Thanksgiving

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Nov 17, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving
    and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother
    and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.

    "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're
    sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister
    in Chicago and tell her." He hung up abruptly.

    Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck
    they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this,"

    She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT
    getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my
    brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a
    thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

    The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says,
    "they're both coming for Thanksgiving this year and paying their own way."


     

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