Thanksgiving Turkey

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Nov 3, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's

    house for the
    traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to
    play a trick.

    She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my
    sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the
    stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and
    re-stuffed the turkey.
    She then placed the bird (s) back in the oven.

    When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven
    and proceeded to remove the stuffing. Wh en her serving spoon hit
    something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.

    With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, 'Patricia,
    you've cooked a pregnant bird!'
    At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry.

    It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

    Yup................SHE'S BLONDE


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