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TGIF aka we all know blondes like this

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T-G-I-F vs. S-H-I-T

When a business man entered an elevator, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.

He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."

The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. 'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank God, It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?"

The man answered, "’S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday'-- duuhhh  
 

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Beauty Eman!

You too Paul !
 

scarbelly

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  It is an oldie but a goodie - Thanks for sharing it.  
 

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I must admit, I have days like that. I'll go all day thinking it's Friday and it will be Thursday. I guess it really is a blonde thing. Speakin' of, I did a google of "blonde squirrel" so I could post a smart-arse comment with a picture of a blonde squirrel. Let's just say I didn't find what I was looking for.
 

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I must admit, I have days like that. I'll go all day thinking it's Friday and it will be Thursday. I guess it really is a blonde thing. Speakin' of, I did a google of "blonde squirrel" so I could post a smart-arse comment with a picture of a blonde squirrel. Let's just say I didn't find what I was looking for.

 It aint thursday yet.
  LOL.
 

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LOL... good one! My wife and her sister (both blonds!) will get a good laugh.
 

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