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TGIF aka we all know blondes like this

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by eman, Oct 6, 2010.

  1. eman

    eman Smoking Guru Staff Member Moderator OTBS Member

    T-G-I-F vs. S-H-I-T

    When a business man entered an elevator, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."

    He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

    She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.

    He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

    The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."

    The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."

    The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. 'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank God, It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?"

    The man answered, "’S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday'-- duuhhh  
     
  2. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Epic Pitmaster OTBS Member

     
  3. rdknb

    rdknb Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    LMAO
     
  4. Bearcarver

    Bearcarver SMF Hall of Fame Pitmaster Group Lead OTBS Member

    Beauty Eman!

    You too Paul !
     
  5. scarbelly

    scarbelly Epic Pitmaster OTBS Member

    [​IMG]   It is an oldie but a goodie - Thanks for sharing it.  
     
  6. dick foster

    dick foster Smoking Fanatic

    LOL A good one.
     
  7. squirrel

    squirrel Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    I must admit, I have days like that. I'll go all day thinking it's Friday and it will be Thursday. I guess it really is a blonde thing. Speakin' of, I did a google of "blonde squirrel" so I could post a smart-arse comment with a picture of a blonde squirrel. Let's just say I didn't find what I was looking for. [​IMG]
     
  8. meateater

    meateater Legendary Pitmaster SMF Premier Member


     It aint thursday yet. [​IMG]   LOL.
     
  9. squirrel

    squirrel Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    TGIF!!

    [​IMG]
     
  10. shooter1

    shooter1 Smoking Fanatic

    Good one eman, hadn't heard that one before.

    Squirrel, S-H-I-T  [​IMG]
     
  11. cliffcarter

    cliffcarter Master of the Pit Group Lead OTBS Member

    Last edited: Oct 7, 2010
  12. jirodriguez

    jirodriguez Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    LOL... good one! My wife and her sister (both blonds!) will get a good laugh.