Test Results

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by crewdawg52, Sep 3, 2007.

  1. crewdawg52

    crewdawg52 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    The phone rings and the lady of the house answers,
    "Hello."
    "Mrs. Ward, please."
    "Speaking."
    "Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical
    Testing Laboratory.
    When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the
    lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and
    we are now uncertain
    which one is your husband's. Frankly the results
    are either bad or terrible."
    "What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously.
    "Well, one of the specimens tested positive for
    Alzheimer's and the
    other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell
    which is your husband's."

    "That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?"
    questioned Mrs. Ward.
    "Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for
    these expensive tests one time."
    "Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
    "The people at Medicare recommend that you drop
    your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his
    way home, don't sleep with him."
     
  2. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

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  3. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    WooHooHoo that's bad!
     

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