[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2009
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest
possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions:
Hungry and Horny. If you see him without
an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for
a day, teach a person to use the Internet
and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky...
Not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you shove
them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to Criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you
$200.00 and a substantial tax cut
saves you $30.00?
Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the
world weird...Now the world is weird and
people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought For 2009 :
" Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers
What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow"
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Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest
possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions:
Hungry and Horny. If you see him without
an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for
a day, teach a person to use the Internet
and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky...
Not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you shove
them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to Criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you
$200.00 and a substantial tax cut
saves you $30.00?
Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the
world weird...Now the world is weird and
people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought For 2009 :
" Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers
What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow"
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