Ten Reasons Golf Is Better Than Sex

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by crewdawg52, Oct 27, 2007.

  1. crewdawg52

    crewdawg52 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    #10... A below par performance is considered damn good.

    #9... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.

    #8... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.

    #7... Foursomes are encouraged.

    #6... You can still make money doing it as a senior.

    #5... Three times a day is possible.

    #4... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.

    #3... If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day.

    #2... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.



    And the NUMBER ONE reason
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    #1... When your equipment gets old you can replace it
     
  2. kew_el_steve

    kew_el_steve Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    All true!!!
     
  3. You mean to tell me that after all this time I couldhave traded you in???


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