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Master of the Pit
Original poster
Apr 17, 2006
Greenwood, MO
At first thought this is humorous............then you realize the awful
Truth of it.(Be sure and read to the end!)

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
he's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

Put these words
Upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me to my doom..."

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL licenseTax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax,
Fuel permit tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Hunting LicenseTax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Expense Inventory tax
IRS Intere St Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquo r Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road usage taxes
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone federal excise tax
Telephone federal universal service fee tax
Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
Telephone state and local tax
Telephone usage charge tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago and our nation was the most
Prosperous in the world, had absolutely no national debt, had the largest

Middle class in the world and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What the heck happened????
Wll chad looks like you covered it all there. Kinda stumped dont know what to say. Maybe another boston tea party.

I was wondering where all of my money went.....

What is next, smoking the meat tax????

Don't tell anyone I said that, it will probably be next.....

Man, 5%. I probably wouldn't have to cry on Friday anymore if we could get it down to that. :evil:

A couple years ago there was a country station in Omaha that had pretty cool thing after their identifier. It was kinda of a working mans station anyway. <Insert big radio ad guy voice here>"Turns out taxation with representation ain't all that great either."<Turn off big radio ad guy voice> is reader supported and as an Amazon Associate, we may earn commissions from qualifying purchases.

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