Sunday's Sermon....

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by luv2camp35, Apr 17, 2008.

  1. A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

    With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

    And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had
    all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

    Sermon complete, he sat down.

    The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile,
    nearly laughing, "For our closing song, open your hymnals to page 365, and stand as we sing
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    .
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    "Shall We Gather at the River."
     
  2. blacklab

    blacklab Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    LOL CUTE [​IMG]
     
  3. stacks

    stacks Smoke Blower

    Hahahaha!!!
     
  4. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    [​IMG]
     
  5. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Amen............lol.................
     
  6. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    heck with standing by it, i want to be BAPTIZED in it........heheheh
     

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