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Discussion in 'Jokes' started by linescum, Mar 11, 2008.

  1. linescum

    linescum Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    TWO WOMEN PLAYING GOLFTwo women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

    The woman rushed down to the man, apologizing profusely. "Please let me help you. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him.

    "Oh no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man groaned. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, his hands clasped together at his groin.

    As she persisted, however, his intense pain forced him to surrender. She gently unfolded his hands, and laid them to the side. Then she loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She then began to administer a very tender and artful massage for several minutes, while his friends tried not to drool.

    After several incredible minutes she asked, "How does that feel?"

    He replied, "Oh man, it feels like Heaven, but I still think you broke my thumb
  2. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Seen that before, but still funny!
  3. smok'n steve

    smok'n steve Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Smart b***ard!!

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