In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
First rate lineup today Ray.
The kid in Home Depot--reclaim and give him a big Good Boy!
The mechanic--that's my grandson every day.
The ostrich, and the toilet brush are great, but the school bus is best of all.