Spanish Words of the Day

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blacklab, Feb 10, 2009.

  1. blacklab

    blacklab Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    Spanish Words of the Day
    1. Cheese

    The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito
    replies: ' Maria likes me, but cheese fat.'

    2. Mushroom

    When all of my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.

    3. Shoulder

    My fren wanted to become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.

    4. Texas

    My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

    5. Herpes

    Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got my piece and she got herpes.

    6. July

    Ju told me ju were going to that store and July to me! 'Julyer!'

    7. Rectum

    I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

    8. Juarez

    One day my gramma slapped me and I said, ' Juarez your problem?'

    9. Chicken

    I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

    10. Wheelchair

    We only have one enchalada left, but don't worry, wheelchair.

    11. Chicken wing

    My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

    12. Harassment

    My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her, honey, harassment nothing to me.

    13. Bishop

    My wife fell down the stairs, so I had to pick the bishop.
  2. bigbaldbbq

    bigbaldbbq Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

  3. grothe

    grothe Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    LOL [​IMG]
  4. irishteabear

    irishteabear Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    lol, That is funny. Ok now I have to clean my screen! [​IMG]

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