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Master of the Pit
Original poster
OTBS Member
Jun 20, 2007
Troy AL

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not
wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of
money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed
in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the
child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a postcard, and
write"Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for the child
support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused
"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange postcard
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.
The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned
white, and fainted.
On the card was written:
"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Three
with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce." is reader supported and as an Amazon Associate, we may earn commissions from qualifying purchases.