Spaghetti

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Jul 23, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Spaghetti

    For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian
    woman.
    One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not
    wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of
    money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed
    in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the
    child turned 18.
    She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
    To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a postcard, and
    write"Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for the child
    support payments to begin.
    One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused
    wife.
    "Honey," she said, "you received a very strange postcard
    today."
    "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.
    The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned
    white, and fainted.
    On the card was written:
    "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Three
    with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce."
     

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