1. Some of the links on this forum allow SMF, at no cost to you, to earn a small commission when you click through and make a purchase. Let me know if you have any questions about this.

Show Him Your Badge !

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by ravenclan, Sep 9, 2010.

  1. ravenclan

    ravenclan Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas , and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher says, "Okay, but do not go in that field over there," as he points out the location.

    The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, " Mister,  I have the authority of the Federal Government with me."  Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher.  "See this badge?  This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish . . . . On any land.  No questions asked or answers given.  Have I made myself clear?  Do you understand?"

    The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.

    A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull . . . . . . 
     With every step the bull is gaining ground on the

    officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored


    before he reaches safety.  The officer is clearly

    The rancher runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs . . . . .
    "Your Badge, show

    him your Badge!"