Shipwrecked

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by coyote, May 23, 2008.

  1. coyote

    coyote Master of the Pit

    A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible
    shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were
    washed up with him. After looking around, he realized
    that they were stranded on a deserted island.

    After being there awhile, he got into the habit of
    taking his two animal companions to the beach every
    evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening,
    the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the
    breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.

    As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and
    better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the
    sheep and put his arm around it. But the sheepdog,
    ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the
    man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the
    three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together,
    but there was no more cuddling.

    A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was
    another shipwreck. The only survivor was Hillary Clinton .
    That evening, the man brought Hillary to the evening
    beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky,
    cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a
    night of romance.

    Pretty soon, the man started to get 'those feelings'
    again.. He fought the urges as long as he could but he
    finally gave in and leaned over to Hillary and told her he
    hadn't made love for months. Hillary batted her eyelashes
    and asked if there was anything she could do for him.
    He said, 'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?'
     
  2. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    That's funny right there!
     

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