she was soooooooooooooooooooo blonde

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by linescum, Nov 13, 2007.

  1. linescum

    linescum Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    She was Soooooooo Blonde
    * She thought a quarterback was a refund.
    * She thought General Motors was in the army.
    * She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
    * She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
    * At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."
    She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde.
    * She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
    * She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
    * Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
    She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
    * She tripped over a cordless phone.
    * She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."
    * She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
    * She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
    She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
    * She studied for a blood test.
    * She sold the car for gas money.
    * When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
    * When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
    She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
    * When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
    * She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
    * She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
    * She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."
    AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:
    She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
    She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
     
  2. cowgirl

    cowgirl Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Heh, those are good ones linescum [​IMG] .........(and that's coming from a blonde [​IMG] )
     
  3. coleysmokinbbq

    coleysmokinbbq Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    ROFLMAO!!!...Tooooo funny!!...Good stuff LS!!...[​IMG]
     

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