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Sex life running hot and cold

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by cajunsmoker, Feb 2, 2007.

  1. cajunsmoker

    cajunsmoker Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man: "You appear to be in good
    health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?"

    "In fact, I do," said the old man.

    "After I have sex I am usually cold and chilly, and then, after I have sex
    with her the second time, I am usually hot and sweaty."

    After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said: "Everything appears to be
    fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with

    The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.

    The doctor then said to her: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims
    that he is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time,
    and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you know why?"

    "Oh that crazy old fart," she replied. "That's because the first time is
    usually in January and the second time is in August."

  2. I love it mate. That's a good yarn.