Right neighborly! <PG-17.5>

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by richtee, Dec 15, 2007.

  1. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible.

    He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.

    After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on
    his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.

    ''Name's Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a
    Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come.
    About 5:00."

    "Great", says Tom, "After six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you."

    As Lars is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you, be some drinkin'."

    "Not a problem," says Tom. "After 25 years in the business,
    I can drink with the best of 'em."

    Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. "More'n' likely gonna
    be some fightin' too."

    "Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right. I'll be there.
    Thanks again."

    "More'n likely be some wild sex, too,"

    "Now that's really not a problem," says Tom, warming to the idea.
    "I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By
    the way, what should I wear?"

    "Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us."
  2. hawgheaven

    hawgheaven Master of the Pit OTBS Member


    Good one Rich! [​IMG]
  3. smokin for life

    smokin for life Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    WAY COOL!!!! Now if I can only remember that one.
  4. homebrew & bbq

    homebrew & bbq Smoking Fanatic

    Wasn't quite expecting THAT ending. [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
  5. bwsmith_2000

    bwsmith_2000 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Things that make you pucker up............. Good One!![​IMG][​IMG]
  6. smokebuzz

    smokebuzz Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Sick and WRONG!!!

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