Relevant Logic

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by fireguy, Feb 17, 2008.

  1. fireguy

    fireguy Smoking Fanatic

    " Relevant Logic" by Maxine

    Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country
    lately; illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking
    people in Florida.



    Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It's a win-win situation.

    + Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.

    + Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.

    + Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

    Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?

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  2. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thats a good idea.........Plus we could use the illegals already in the country to do the work and them make sure they are on the mexican side when done...........
     
  3. desertlites

    desertlites Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    yup was left out kookie
     

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