Rednecks go to the mall

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by 1chaos52, Aug 13, 2008.

  1. 1chaos52

    1chaos52 Smoke Blower

    A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were
    in a mall for the first time in their lives. The father and son were
    strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost
    everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that
    could move apart and then slide back together again.

    The boy asked, "Paw, what's at?"

    The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything likethat in my whole life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is."

    While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old
    lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a
    button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small
    room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small
    circular number above the walls light up sequentially. They continued
    to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to
    light in the reverse order.

    Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old
    blonde woman stepped out.

    The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to
    his son.........."Boy..................go gitcha Momma".............
  2. cowgirl

    cowgirl Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    lol....that's a good one![​IMG]
  3. erain

    erain Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    LMAO!!!!! darn good one!!!
  4. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    [​IMG] Oh, is he in ferit when she gets back off that there magic box!
  5. meat-man

    meat-man Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    LOL thats a good 1
  6. blacklab

    blacklab Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    way to funny [​IMG]

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