RATED - PG-13 The Polar Bear

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rivet

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The "Show Me" state
One day, a young polar bear cub waddled over to his mother and asked
"Mom, am I a Polar Bear. I mean a real Polar Bear?"

"Of Course" she replied. "You are completely a polar bear. You have white fur, you have big paws..." she looked off into the distance, then added "Of course you are a polar bear"

The little bear waddled off into the distance to find his father patiently waiting by a fishing hole.

"Dad, am I a Polar Bear?" he asked.

"Of course you are a Polar Bear" replied the father somewhat gruffly. "Why wouldn't you be a Polar Bear?" He added.

"Umm..because I'm freezing my ass off!" answered the cub.
 
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