One day, a young polar bear cub waddled over to his mother and asked "Mom, am I a Polar Bear. I mean a real Polar Bear?" "Of Course" she replied. "You are completely a polar bear. You have white fur, you have big paws..." she looked off into the distance, then added "Of course you are a polar bear" The little bear waddled off into the distance to find his father patiently waiting by a fishing hole. "Dad, am I a Polar Bear?" he asked. "Of course you are a Polar Bear" replied the father somewhat gruffly. "Why wouldn't you be a Polar Bear?" He added. "Umm..because I'm freezing my ass off!" answered the cub.