Ranchers Widow PG-13

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by white cloud, Feb 2, 2008.

  1. white cloud

    white cloud Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    A successful rancher died and left everything to his
    devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and
    determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little
    about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the
    newspaper for a ranch hand.
    Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the
    other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and
    when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay
    guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the
    house than the drunk.
    He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours
    every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks,
    the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very
    well.
    Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired
    hand, 'You have done a really good job, and the ranch
    looks great. You should go into town and kick up your
    heels.'
    The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one
    Saturday night.
    One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two
    o'clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned around
    two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the
    rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass
    of wine, waiting for him.She quietly called him over
    to her. 'Unbutton my blouse and take it off,' she
    said.
    Trembling, he did as she directed.
    'Now take off my boots.'
    He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
    'Now take off my socks.'
    He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her
    boots.
    'Now take off my skirt.'
    He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes
    in the fire light.
    'Now take off my bra.'
    Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and
    dropped it to the floor.
    Then she looked at him and said, 'If you ever wear my
    clothes into town again, you're fired.'
     
  2. charles1056

    charles1056 Meat Mopper

    That's a good one.
     
  3. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    OK, that hurt, Just had a bunch of dental work done, and the mouth is really sore. Maybe she should have hired the drunk? [​IMG]
     
  4. white cloud

    white cloud Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Sorry man,
    When I first read it this morning I did't get it (Duh) So I thought well maybe I missed something a re-read it and busted up and sent to SMF
     
  5. cowgirl

    cowgirl Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    LOL....funny!
     
  6. shellbellc

    shellbellc Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    That's a gooder!
     
  7. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    thats funny..............good one................
     

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