Poor Bob > Bob can't get an erection, so he goes to the doctor. > The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his ***** > are broken down and there's nothing he can do unless > he's willing to try an experimental surgery. > Bob asks what the surgery is. The doctor tells him that > they take some muscles from the base of a baby > elephants' trunk, insert them in the base of the *****, > and hope for the best. > Bob says that sounds pretty scary but the thought of never > having sex again is even scarier, so he agrees to have the > surgery. > The doctor goes ahead and performs the surgery, and about 6 > weeks later he gives Bob the go ahead to ' Try out his > new equipment.' > Bob takes his wife out to dinner. While at dinner, Bob > starts feeling incredible pressure in his pants. It gets > unbearable and he figures no one can see him, so he undoes > his pants. No sooner does he do this, his ***** pops out of > his pants, rolls across the table, grabs an apple from the > fruit basket, and disappears back into his pants. > His wife sits in shock for a few moments, and gets a sly > look on her face. She says, ' That was pretty cool! Can > you do that again?