Poor Bob

[petesque]

Poor Bob
> Bob can't get an erection, so he goes to the doctor.
> The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his *****
> are broken down and there's nothing he can do unless
> he's willing to try an experimental surgery.
> Bob asks what the surgery is. The doctor tells him that
> they take some muscles from the base of a baby
> elephants' trunk, insert them in the base of the *****,
> and hope for the best.
> Bob says that sounds pretty scary but the thought of never
> having sex again is even scarier, so he agrees to have the
> surgery.
> The doctor goes ahead and performs the surgery, and about 6
> weeks later he gives Bob the go ahead to ' Try out his
> new equipment.'
> Bob takes his wife out to dinner. While at dinner, Bob
> starts feeling incredible pressure in his pants. It gets
> unbearable and he figures no one can see him, so he undoes
> his pants. No sooner does he do this, his ***** pops out of
> his pants, rolls across the table, grabs an apple from the
> fruit basket, and disappears back into his pants.
> His wife sits in shock for a few moments, and gets a sly
> look on her face. She says, ' That was pretty cool! Can
> you do that again?

 

[oakvillebob]

Bob goes back to the doctor for an adjustment
He explains what happened to him last night
The doctor says he can make a small adjustment so this never happens again
The doctor puts him under hypnosis and says that whenever he sees an apple he will 'think' orange'.
Bob goes out with his wife the next day and while looking at an apple he starts to get a twinge between his legs....he then thinks 'orange' and the twinge goes away...

Bob visits the doctor a couple of days later and the doctor asks how he is doing...
Bob says...I'm alright; I went out to dinner with my wife a couple of days ago and I saw an apple...right away I started to get a twinge between my legs...a few seconds later I thought 'orange' and the twinge went away.
The doctor said...hey that's fantastic...is there anything else I can do for you?
Bob says yes...I have hemmaroids...the doctors asks him how he got them
Bob replies....every time I pass a peanut stand your experimental addition to my body grabs them and and trys to put them in his mouth.....

Sorry petesque..I couldn't resist adding to your joke...Bob