Ponderisms

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by mossymo, Jan 16, 2008.

  1. mossymo

    mossymo Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Can you cry under water?



    How important does a person have to be
    before they are considered assassinated
    instead of just murdered?



    Why do you have to 'put your two cents
    in'.. But it's only a 'penny for your
    thoughts'? Where's that extra penny
    going to?



    Why does a round pizza come in a square
    box?



    What disease did cured ham actually
    have?



    How is it that we put man on the moon
    before we figured out it would be a
    good idea to put wheels on luggage?



    Why is it that people say they 'slept
    like a baby' when babies wake up like
    every two hours?



    If a deaf person has to go to court, is
    it still called a hearing?




    Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON
    TV?



    Why do people pay to go up tall
    buildings and then put money in
    binoculars to look at things on the
    ground?



    Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties'
    plural?



    Why do toasters always have a setting
    that burns the toast to a horrible
    crisp, which no decent human being
    would eat?



    If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares,
    why is there a stupid song about him?



    If the professor on Gilligan's Island
    can make a radio out of a coconut, why
    can't he fix a hole in a boat?



    If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to
    buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he
    just buy dinner?



    If corn oil is made from corn, and
    vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
    what is baby oil made from?



    If electricity comes from electrons,
    does morality come from morons?



    Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle,
    Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?



    Why did you just try singing the two
    songs above?



    Why do they call it an asteroid when
    it's outside the hemisphere, but call
    it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?



    Did you ever notice that when you blow
    in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,
    but when you take him for a car ride,
    he sticks his head out the window?
     
  2. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    LOLOL>......good one marty..........good one
     
  3. How many people actually started singing the alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star???????? These are hilarious.
     
  4. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Good entertainment.... thanks MossyMo.
     
  5. foozer

    foozer Meat Mopper

    Why don't psychic's win the lottery?[​IMG]
     
  6. cowgirl

    cowgirl Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Good ones Mossy![​IMG]
     

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